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Drunk - kev 24 Drunk,
I came out of a bar one night drunk as hell when I felt something
Cold & Wet on my shoulder.... I turned my head only to realize it
was the Parking Lot ........
Drunk - Johnnyandholly Drunk,
This recovering alcoholic is down town to pick up his income tax return. He passes by a bar and turns to go inside. He stops and thinks to himself If I go in here and get drunk, my wife will leave me. He makes a promise to himself to only have a couple beers and then leave. Well he goes in and gets wasted. As he sits at the bar, he pukes down the front of his shirt. Immediately he breaks out into tears sobbing My wife is going to leave me. I'm just a miserable old drunk and now I'm going to die alone. The guy sitting next to him turns and says to the drunk guy It's not that bad. You can get out of this. The drunk looks at him and asks how in the world is he going to get out of this? The guy says Take a $5 bill and put it in your shirt pocket. When you get home, tell her you had a couple beers and a guy puked on you.

Tell her that the $5 was given to you to pay for the shirt. The drunk guy looks disbelievingly at him and says That just might work. You are a saint. Thank you. The drunk guys goes straight home....
Drunk Sex - Azgirl Drunk,
Just got home awhile ago and I'm a little drunk. Wish I had someone to fuck me good. Love the feeling of being taken when I can't get away.
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