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Life on the Front Porch - charles-smythe Porch, Front, Life,
Life on the Front Porch

On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten? And God said that it was good.

 On the second day, God created the monkey and said, Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
 The monkey said, Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did? And God again said that it was good.

 On the third day, God created the cow and said, You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years. The cow said, That's kind of a tough life you want me to...
Life As A Truck-Stop Stripper - charles-smythe Stripper, Truck Stop, Life,
Life Lessons From The Mouths Of Babes - richdon03 Babes, Mouths, From, Lessons, Life,
This thread will be about showcasing funny, but poignant life-lessons from the mouths of children.

To wit: Worry About Yourself!

The Life of a Penis !! - kev 24 Penis, Life,
Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him :thumbs-up:
Olympian's Secret Life As Las Vegas Escort - richdon03 Escort, Vegas, Life, Secret, Olympians,
Some people just need to learn to keep their mouths shut!

This woman is an adrenalin jukie! In any case, I wish I had been one of her clients. I don't really know how you keep it a secret that you slept with a former Olympian, though.
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