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If god was female. - joshd female.,
If god was female then may be the creation story would go something like this:-
In the beginning God created Eve, and she had three breasts.
After a few days God visited Eve too see how her favourate creation was getting on.
How is everything Eve?
everything is lovely, apart from one little problem.
What is it and how can I help?
Well its the fact you have given me three breasts. The one in the middle pushes the other two outwards and I either catch them with my arms or bumping into trees with them. I reckon two breasts would be enough.
You know you're right and with that she removed Eve's middle breast and tossed it in the bushes. There is that better?
Great much more comfortable
A week later God checked on Eve again to see how she was copeing with her new shape.
Thanks God two is much better. However I am lonely. You have created mates for all the other animals but not for me. Can I have one please.
Oops sorry was so busy I forgot about that. You do need a mate. I will need a part of your body to...
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