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a man goes into a bar... - charles-smythe bar..., into, goes,
 A man goes into a bar orders a beer & drinks it.

After every glass of beer he finishes, he pulls a picture out of his pocket and stares at it.

After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it?

Then the man says: It's a picture of my wife. When she looks good to me I'm going home.
Man goes on vacation to Ireland. - realhippy Ireland., vacation, goes,
A man goes on vacation to Ireland, he was does all the tourist bullshit. Checking out castles, kissing the Blarney stone ect..
He has the urge to pee. So he finds a public restroom, just as he starts relieving himself in walks a man who is about 3 feet tall and waring a green suit.
The guy looks down at the little person excitedly and asks, your a leprechaun aren't you? To which the little guy answers, aye it is true my lad, I am a leprechaun.
The taller guy then asks, if I catch you do I get a pot of gold?
The little guy answers, aye it is true, but, first you have to take it up the arse.
The taller guy goes to the door to make sure no one is coming, then gets on his hands and knees with his pants down and tells the little guy, go for it!
The little guy proceeds to the remove his trousers and out springs a penis that resembles a babies arm holding a Washington red apple. The little guy starts nailing the taller guys asshole with abandon.
As this is happening the little guy asks, how old might you be my lad?
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