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I heard this many years ago - charles-smythe years, many, this, heard,
A christian was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about?

Oh, I don't know, said the christian. How about why there is a God, and Heaven and Hell, and life after death? as he smiled smugly.

Okay, she said. Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?

The christian, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?
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Ricky Martin has Split from his Gay Male Stock Broker Lover of 3 years - charles-smythe years, Lover, Broker, Stock, Male, from, Split, Martin, Ricky,
Ricky Martin has split with his 3 year gay male husband Carlos his father of his two twins because if the gay male couple were married then in the 4th year in total then Ricky Martin would have been legally bound to have to pay about 30 million in spousal support to his gay male husband should the couple divorce legally . This is the new reality to all the gay marriage laws stuff going on now. Thats why all the straights wanted gays to be able to be married so then when they the gays divorce they have to shell out lots of money to the people they divorce.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2532846/Ricky-Martin-splits-longtime-boyfriend-Carlos-G onzalez-Abella.html

Ricky Martin, who dated the stock broker for three years, hinted at the breakup in a series of recent Said: 'Change oh changes,' he shared with his nearly 10 million followers on Friday.
And two days prior, on Christmas day, he tweeted: 'Just because the lesson comes from someone you love, does not mean it is correct.'...
New year's resolution 2013! what's yours? - GraceFisherman yours, whats, 2013!, resolution, years,
What are your new year's resolution this 2013 :)
My 52 years of sex in a nutshell - muscipula nutshell, years,
I became sexually aware when I was 13. To start I didn't work out how to wank until I noticed someone in school doing the gesture. My mother sent me to the TS Arethusa - paid by my father - when after a few months I started wanking a boy in the bed to my right whilst he wanked me.

Nevertheless, to be honest I became bored after the third or fourth wank and what is more, I didn't explore it any more. The prettiest boy - IMHO - even tried to kiss me in front of many others, he tried as hard as he could fighting to get to my lips whilst I fended him off.

Now we fast forward to only a few months ago when I attempted to fuck a 20 year old and could not understand why I had to stand tip-toe to get my cock in. He even said it was too big. But again, I became bored as we were wanking each other in the shower.

He said he had never felt his cock so hard and I did make him cum although I didn't feel a thing. I fact if I look back on all my sexual enounters - no more than twenty - I get better sex with my own...
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