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So much ignorance. So much selfishness. So much hate. So much illiteracy.

A few things that rumble around in my head as I read R&R... in no particular order....

If I have a choice... and I always do..... I choose to be kind, and to be a gentleman.
Heck, even when being extremely flirtatious and naughty. Dirty is only a good idea when you already know she likes you. Otherwise, be fun... be adventurous, but don't be crude or vulgar. We men already have a bad rep. Don't make it worse for those of us that actually have manners.

Don't be a dick. Ever.

My favorite quote: "Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." ~ Dalai Lama

You should walk around in the rain every now and then. Yeah, you get wet. So what.

Check your blood pressure whenever you can. The machines at Walgreens work just fine.
120 over 80 is perfect. 140 over 90, get checked by a doctor... try to avoid road rage and kennel your dog until you're better. Sometimes you're a dick and don't realize it.............
and its due to some totally treatable malfunction in your body. Learn about your body.

If your mom is still alive... call her. Better yet, go see her. No reason... just because.
She chose life.
Yours.

I voted for Obama because I wanted the opposite of what we had. Incredible ineptitude and lies.
I'm sorry. We got more. Not worse, because of obstructionism, but certainly more, just different..
He knew that going in though and promised change. That didn't happen due to his lack of balls.
Pure and simple. Epic fail.

I love my tattoo, its tasteful and private. But the ones I see on ankles, calves, shoulders, backs, arms, and a few faces and necks? How about you spend that money on dentistry instead? Damn.
No wonder your kids are crying in the grocery cart. They wanna run away.

How in the F*CK can you leave a kid in the car on a hot day? I don't leave a pack of gum in the car on a hot day. What a mess.

I shower twice a day. If I didn't have a shower, I'd take a bath. If I didn't have a bath, I'd strip down, throw my clothes on the pavement at the do-it-yourself car wash, and do what I could with the soap, soak, and rinse settings and hope it doesn't hurt too much.

Why does cantaloupe taste great but smell funky?

Actually, same thing with fish. How can it stink, when it lives in water all its life?
Its not like it ate garbage from a dumpster or at some Mediterranean restaurant in Old Town.
Seriously, if I saw a fish eat a gyro, I'd understand. They're fucking gross.

I hate it when the people in my apartment building cook strange food, but love it when I hear them screwing and making strange moaning and groaning sounds like porn stars at 1:00 in the morning.

I think the city road construction planners must live in Taiwan. They can't live anywhere near here.
If they had to deal with this shit, they would choose and schedule more wisely.

I watched as a young family of dad, mom, son, and two daughters walked into a middle school for open-house-meet the teacher night. America is a beautiful place and our freedom is amazing.
None of them have a clue what our soldiers have done to provide and secure the freedom they have. I do. Thank you.

By the way... it TOTALLY pisses me off when grown men don't remove their ball cap at a restaurant. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I don't care. You're at a meal ass-hole... take it off.

Oh, and for you older guys...... don't you ever, ever, ever blow your nose at the table or booth next to me or I will come over there and slap the snot right out of your ignorant head for you.

One of the best experiences a man and woman can share together..... is a shower.
Light one single candle and leave it on the counter by the mirror. Let her stand in front and get the spray. Hold her. No...... there doesn't have to be a "happy ending" for you. You should feel honored to just hold her and share that with her. And, get out first, dry off, and hand her a towel when she's done. She could choose someone else, or choose to be alone, but she chose you.
Honor that.

How long do you let your engine run before you put it in gear? I was thinking about this the other morning as I got out of bed. If someone woke me up and told me to run as fast as I can before I have a chance to stretch, pee, and rub the slimy shit out of my eyes, I'd smack him.
Your car is the same way.

A fat girl gave me the best BJ of my life. It was twenty years ago and I recall it like yesterday.
She was sweet, pretty and full of life (probably still is), but jerks had been rude and insulting to her all of her life. Then I came a long and treated her decent.... and she rocked my world.
I trembled and shook. She just smiled and said thank you. I said "WTF? I should thank you!"
She said no, that I deserved it. I doubt that, but I'll tell you... do not judge a book by how much it weighs.

YouTube and play Eric Clapton's song ~ If I Could Change The World.
You know the song, but "listen" to the words. Priceless.

Prejudice is stupid. I mean, think about it. Brown eyes. Blue eyes. Blonde. Brunette. Gray. Bald. Black. White. Left handed. Right handed. Tall. Short. Rich. Poor. Republican. Liberal. Democrat. Straight. Gay. Really...? C'mon... do you want someone to tell you to throw that
fucking baseball with your other hand? No? Yeah, I thought so.

Again............. Don't be a dick.

Listen to Joe Bonamasa and Trace Bundy.
Slow Train and Refugee. Life altering.

BBW bashing....? Really? Stop it. America was built on the idea of pure freedom. Let her be.
If she's happy as she is, don't hurt her with your words. Write about some other topic.
Although you have the all-American right to be a king-sized piece of shit, why do it?

Are random thoughts really disconnected? I don't know, but a grilled cheese sandwich sounds good right now.

Politics is boring and sad. Do what's right. Not what's right for YOU, but for society.
Keep in mind that our parents and grandparents paid taxes galore (for their day) to build the school you attended, the police and fire and military and other services that protected you, the water, gas and electric systems that sustained you.

Although 20-something girls have some fine tits and asses, no 20, 30 or 40 something, can kiss like my 56 year old wife. One kiss from her and...... damn..... no blue pills needed. Ever.
Plus, I much prefer her choices of food and music.

Our "Forefathers", for all their wisdom and insight, would probably not graduate high school, let alone college, today. We have evolved. The things they wrote were and ARE great, but they had no way of envisioning cars, planes, nuclear power, nuclear war, TV, social media,
the internet, hell... the stock market that drives our economy. I could go on for hours.

If you haven't read the quotes of Will Rogers, you should. 1879-1935 and his wisdom rings true to this day. Like the forefathers, he had no fucking idea, either. Yet, he did... kinda.

ISIS, ISIL, whatever.... I consider myself to be an open minded, progressive, unbiased and nonprejudicial, liberal person, but if I had the means, I'd kill them all for the good of the planet.
I know, weird, huh?

My son, after watching me weed and mow the yard, rake leaves and then fill 20+ bags with those leaves, and then clean up my mess and cook BBQ chicken for the whole family, called me "the un-laziest man on the planet". I was proud of myself... and then I realized that
he watched me the whole time and didn't help. What does that make him? A normal teenager or the product of a bad parent?

I love watching a campfire on a beach at night.

I watched a guy the other morning push his little girl in a stroller. He had on a jacket and a hat, and her legs were bare and she didn't have a hat. I wanted to pull over, throw her in my van and take her to a safe place. But then again, despite my motives, that's creepy.

I own a $300 camera and yet, my iPhone takes better pictures.

The Walmart by my house is self sufficient. It must be. There is no way that a grown adult...a responsible person in good standing in our community... would allow a shit-hole like that to exist. Me? I'd call on the National Guard or the Reserves or even Den #54 of the Boy Scouts to roam the aisles and maintain order and prevent mayhem. I mean, seriously, a crying baby in the automotive parts section at 4:00 a.m.? I needed a headlight, what did that kid need?

I got hooked on Chive lately. Today's awesome randomness. Seen it? Cool. If not, do it now.

Women can be such beautiful and delicate creatures... I find myself in awe of them, quite often.

Although the thought of a bear waking me up in the middle of the night as he tears through the side of my tent is kinda scary... aint nothing worse than the thought of the police calling me and asking me to come downtown and I.D. a missing loved one.

Women can be such selfish, spiteful and devious bitches... I find, often, being alone isn't that bad.

I believe in God. How else can you explain emotions? Or our unique personalities? How do you explain the fact that we have a conscience? Individual creativity?

Juggling is cool. I can't do it.

I always, unless I have something going on that is so urgent that I can't stop for even 5 minutes, stop at school kids "free car wash". Its never really free, and they do a lousy job, but that's not really the point now is it? Same thing is true of lemonade stands. I just pay my buck, drive around the corner and spit it out.

Ever walk down the aisle at Walmart and there's somebody in a motorized grocery cart, right in the middle of the aisle, just staring at some random item on a shelf? Pain in the ass to get around, huh? Ever think to ask them if you can give them a hand? He might just be trying to figure out how in the hell he's gonna get that item down from way up there. Then, as he's thanking you with his sincerest possible smile, you notice he has a veteran pin on his shirt. Handing him that
box of Jello pudding is truly, the least you can do.

"Pay it forward" was, and still is, one of the world's best ideas. I hated the end of the movie though.
Trevor did not have to die. I could've written a much better ending.

Jumping off rocks into a lake on a hot summer day is, to me, one of the funnest thing you can do.

I almost nailed a guy on a bike the other day. I don't know what he was thinking, or where his mind was, but another couple feet or a split-second swerve later, and someone would've been getting one of those awful phone calls I mentioned earlier.

Why is it that, although I know the pizza is hot... I mean, I'm the one that took it out of the oven a minute ago, I still take a bite and burn the hell out of the roof of our mouth...? I don't feel like I'm a stupid man... but there seems to be some pretty compelling evidence.

Did you know that after the great flood, Noah became an alcoholic? Yeah, he became a vintner.
Of course, as any good wine maker would do, he had to taste every batch.

A couple things I miss are - late night spooky theater on the radio. It was awesome and the sounds effects were incredible. I also miss gym-rat dodgeball at school. We used those wrinkly red rubber
balls. When you got one that fit your hand just right and was missing a little bit of air... perrrrfect.
Especially if the only guy left on the other side of the line was a slow moving target. Priceless.

Also, the smell of bread baking as you walked down the hall in elementary school.

Speaking of great aromas... I frequent my local "head shop" from time to time and buy incense.
No, I don't smoke pot, I just like incense. It puts me in touch with my inner 60's child.

I love kittens but don't care for cats. So much curiosity and energy, then the laziest animal ever.

I'm 54 years old and yet.... when I go to the park, I love to ride a swing.
My grandson told me... "Look, when you get high enough, you ARE flying".
I love that kid.

He has no idea what the 70's were like. Or does he?

1 Thessalonians 5:18 is really, really, REALLY hard to do.


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(10-16-2014, 03:57 PM)charles-smythe Wrote: So much ignorance. So much selfishness. So much hate. So much illiteracy.

Don't be a dick. Ever.

Again............. Don't be a dick.


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(10-16-2014, 03:57 PM)charles-smythe Wrote: So much ignorance. So much selfishness. So much hate. So much illiteracy.

A few things that rumble around in my head as I read R&R... in no particular order....

If I have a choice... and I always do..... I choose to be kind, and to be a gentleman.
Heck, even when being extremely flirtatious and naughty. Dirty is only a good idea when you already know she likes you. Otherwise, be fun... be adventurous, but don't be crude or vulgar. We men already have a bad rep. Don't make it worse for those of us that actually have manners.

Don't be a dick. Ever.

My favorite quote: "Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." ~ Dalai Lama

You should walk around in the rain every now and then. Yeah, you get wet. So what.

Check your blood pressure whenever you can. The machines at Walgreens work just fine.
120 over 80 is perfect. 140 over 90, get checked by a doctor... try to avoid road rage and kennel your dog until you're better. Sometimes you're a dick and don't realize it.............
and its due to some totally treatable malfunction in your body. Learn about your body.

If your mom is still alive... call her. Better yet, go see her. No reason... just because.
She chose life.
Yours.

I voted for Obama because I wanted the opposite of what we had. Incredible ineptitude and lies.
I'm sorry. We got more. Not worse, because of obstructionism, but certainly more, just different..
He knew that going in though and promised change. That didn't happen due to his lack of balls.
Pure and simple. Epic fail.

I love my tattoo, its tasteful and private. But the ones I see on ankles, calves, shoulders, backs, arms, and a few faces and necks? How about you spend that money on dentistry instead? Damn.
No wonder your kids are crying in the grocery cart. They wanna run away.

How in the F*CK can you leave a kid in the car on a hot day? I don't leave a pack of gum in the car on a hot day. What a mess.

I shower twice a day. If I didn't have a shower, I'd take a bath. If I didn't have a bath, I'd strip down, throw my clothes on the pavement at the do-it-yourself car wash, and do what I could with the soap, soak, and rinse settings and hope it doesn't hurt too much.

Why does cantaloupe taste great but smell funky?

Actually, same thing with fish. How can it stink, when it lives in water all its life?
Its not like it ate garbage from a dumpster or at some Mediterranean restaurant in Old Town.
Seriously, if I saw a fish eat a gyro, I'd understand. They're fucking gross.

I hate it when the people in my apartment building cook strange food, but love it when I hear them screwing and making strange moaning and groaning sounds like porn stars at 1:00 in the morning.

I think the city road construction planners must live in Taiwan. They can't live anywhere near here.
If they had to deal with this shit, they would choose and schedule more wisely.

I watched as a young family of dad, mom, son, and two daughters walked into a middle school for open-house-meet the teacher night. America is a beautiful place and our freedom is amazing.
None of them have a clue what our soldiers have done to provide and secure the freedom they have. I do. Thank you.

By the way... it TOTALLY pisses me off when grown men don't remove their ball cap at a restaurant. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I don't care. You're at a meal ass-hole... take it off.

Oh, and for you older guys...... don't you ever, ever, ever blow your nose at the table or booth next to me or I will come over there and slap the snot right out of your ignorant head for you.

One of the best experiences a man and woman can share together..... is a shower.
Light one single candle and leave it on the counter by the mirror. Let her stand in front and get the spray. Hold her. No...... there doesn't have to be a "happy ending" for you. You should feel honored to just hold her and share that with her. And, get out first, dry off, and hand her a towel when she's done. She could choose someone else, or choose to be alone, but she chose you.
Honor that.

How long do you let your engine run before you put it in gear? I was thinking about this the other morning as I got out of bed. If someone woke me up and told me to run as fast as I can before I have a chance to stretch, pee, and rub the slimy shit out of my eyes, I'd smack him.
Your car is the same way.

A fat girl gave me the best BJ of my life. It was twenty years ago and I recall it like yesterday.
She was sweet, pretty and full of life (probably still is), but jerks had been rude and insulting to her all of her life. Then I came a long and treated her decent.... and she rocked my world.
I trembled and shook. She just smiled and said thank you. I said "WTF? I should thank you!"
She said no, that I deserved it. I doubt that, but I'll tell you... do not judge a book by how much it weighs.

YouTube and play Eric Clapton's song ~ If I Could Change The World.
You know the song, but "listen" to the words. Priceless.

Prejudice is stupid. I mean, think about it. Brown eyes. Blue eyes. Blonde. Brunette. Gray. Bald. Black. White. Left handed. Right handed. Tall. Short. Rich. Poor. Republican. Liberal. Democrat. Straight. Gay. Really...? C'mon... do you want someone to tell you to throw that
fucking baseball with your other hand? No? Yeah, I thought so.

Again............. Don't be a dick.

Listen to Joe Bonamasa and Trace Bundy.
Slow Train and Refugee. Life altering.

BBW bashing....? Really? Stop it. America was built on the idea of pure freedom. Let her be.
If she's happy as she is, don't hurt her with your words. Write about some other topic.
Although you have the all-American right to be a king-sized piece of shit, why do it?

Are random thoughts really disconnected? I don't know, but a grilled cheese sandwich sounds good right now.

Politics is boring and sad. Do what's right. Not what's right for YOU, but for society.
Keep in mind that our parents and grandparents paid taxes galore (for their day) to build the school you attended, the police and fire and military and other services that protected you, the water, gas and electric systems that sustained you.

Although 20-something girls have some fine tits and asses, no 20, 30 or 40 something, can kiss like my 56 year old wife. One kiss from her and...... damn..... no blue pills needed. Ever.
Plus, I much prefer her choices of food and music.

Our "Forefathers", for all their wisdom and insight, would probably not graduate high school, let alone college, today. We have evolved. The things they wrote were and ARE great, but they had no way of envisioning cars, planes, nuclear power, nuclear war, TV, social media,
the internet, hell... the stock market that drives our economy. I could go on for hours.

If you haven't read the quotes of Will Rogers, you should. 1879-1935 and his wisdom rings true to this day. Like the forefathers, he had no fucking idea, either. Yet, he did... kinda.

ISIS, ISIL, whatever.... I consider myself to be an open minded, progressive, unbiased and nonprejudicial, liberal person, but if I had the means, I'd kill them all for the good of the planet.
I know, weird, huh?

My son, after watching me weed and mow the yard, rake leaves and then fill 20+ bags with those leaves, and then clean up my mess and cook BBQ chicken for the whole family, called me "the un-laziest man on the planet". I was proud of myself... and then I realized that
he watched me the whole time and didn't help. What does that make him? A normal teenager or the product of a bad parent?

I love watching a campfire on a beach at night.

I watched a guy the other morning push his little girl in a stroller. He had on a jacket and a hat, and her legs were bare and she didn't have a hat. I wanted to pull over, throw her in my van and take her to a safe place. But then again, despite my motives, that's creepy.

I own a $300 camera and yet, my iPhone takes better pictures.

The Walmart by my house is self sufficient. It must be. There is no way that a grown adult...a responsible person in good standing in our community... would allow a shit-hole like that to exist. Me? I'd call on the National Guard or the Reserves or even Den #54 of the Boy Scouts to roam the aisles and maintain order and prevent mayhem. I mean, seriously, a crying baby in the automotive parts section at 4:00 a.m.? I needed a headlight, what did that kid need?

I got hooked on Chive lately. Today's awesome randomness. Seen it? Cool. If not, do it now.

Women can be such beautiful and delicate creatures... I find myself in awe of them, quite often.

Although the thought of a bear waking me up in the middle of the night as he tears through the side of my tent is kinda scary... aint nothing worse than the thought of the police calling me and asking me to come downtown and I.D. a missing loved one.

Women can be such selfish, spiteful and devious bitches... I find, often, being alone isn't that bad.

I believe in God. How else can you explain emotions? Or our unique personalities? How do you explain the fact that we have a conscience? Individual creativity?

Juggling is cool. I can't do it.

I always, unless I have something going on that is so urgent that I can't stop for even 5 minutes, stop at school kids "free car wash". Its never really free, and they do a lousy job, but that's not really the point now is it? Same thing is true of lemonade stands. I just pay my buck, drive around the corner and spit it out.

Ever walk down the aisle at Walmart and there's somebody in a motorized grocery cart, right in the middle of the aisle, just staring at some random item on a shelf? Pain in the ass to get around, huh? Ever think to ask them if you can give them a hand? He might just be trying to figure out how in the hell he's gonna get that item down from way up there. Then, as he's thanking you with his sincerest possible smile, you notice he has a veteran pin on his shirt. Handing him that
box of Jello pudding is truly, the least you can do.

"Pay it forward" was, and still is, one of the world's best ideas. I hated the end of the movie though.
Trevor did not have to die. I could've written a much better ending.

Jumping off rocks into a lake on a hot summer day is, to me, one of the funnest thing you can do.

I almost nailed a guy on a bike the other day. I don't know what he was thinking, or where his mind was, but another couple feet or a split-second swerve later, and someone would've been getting one of those awful phone calls I mentioned earlier.

Why is it that, although I know the pizza is hot... I mean, I'm the one that took it out of the oven a minute ago, I still take a bite and burn the hell out of the roof of our mouth...? I don't feel like I'm a stupid man... but there seems to be some pretty compelling evidence.

Did you know that after the great flood, Noah became an alcoholic? Yeah, he became a vintner.
Of course, as any good wine maker would do, he had to taste every batch.

A couple things I miss are - late night spooky theater on the radio. It was awesome and the sounds effects were incredible. I also miss gym-rat dodgeball at school. We used those wrinkly red rubber
balls. When you got one that fit your hand just right and was missing a little bit of air... perrrrfect.
Especially if the only guy left on the other side of the line was a slow moving target. Priceless.

Also, the smell of bread baking as you walked down the hall in elementary school.

Speaking of great aromas... I frequent my local "head shop" from time to time and buy incense.
No, I don't smoke pot, I just like incense. It puts me in touch with my inner 60's child.

I love kittens but don't care for cats. So much curiosity and energy, then the laziest animal ever.

I'm 54 years old and yet.... when I go to the park, I love to ride a swing.
My grandson told me... "Look, when you get high enough, you ARE flying".
I love that kid.

He has no idea what the 70's were like. Or does he?

1 Thessalonians 5:18 is really, really, REALLY hard to do.
This is by far one if the best, funniest and truthful posts I have read. I am 54 and I laughed my ass off. Well done


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