Are you embarrassed about masturbating

[Biguy2000]

"911, what's your emergency?"
"I'm masturbating too much"
"Sir, that's not really a problem"
"Wait a minute". "MOM DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOW GET OFF MY CASE!"

[Biguy2000]

Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his dick is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?" Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."

[Biguy2000]

I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup. I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.